Thursday, December 26, 2019

'Cats': Not a Film, An Endurance Test


     No film has ever brought so many questions than the announcement of a live action adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s famous Broadway musical, Cats. The original show itself is much divided being one of those famous musical that you either love or hate, however one would never expect a film like this to be made especially in live action with human cat hybrids. However saying this is a film would be putting it nicely, because in actuality, this is an endurance test. Cats 2019 is one of the most unsettling films to ever come out in recent memory and unlike a film like Parasite or Midsommar; this did not seem like the intention. It is a baffling mess of a film that makes you question so many different things in regards to how something like this could exist.

Proof That You Cannot Adapt Everything Into Film
     The film’s basic premise is very much similar to the original Broadway play, being about a group of cats gathering together one night to figure out which cat would be worthy enough to become the “Jellicle Choice”.  The original play did not have much of a flowing narrative, with no real act structure and it is more about introducing characters and moving on to the next one. While it seems very clunky, this structure could work for a stage production considering that a stage production is known for its spectacle for being live and in person. Cats’ fundamental issue is that translating an entire Broadway show with essentially no real story and adapting fully as a film does not work at all. The film does not do a good job making this show have a more narrative flow to it because it just adapts the moments from the play with not a real story tying it together. There is somewhat of an attempt by making one of the cats from the play a center focus as being the main one we’re supposed to latch onto and by giving a bigger role to the film’s potential antagonist. The problem lies with both of these characters don’t have much of a personality or backstory to them, making us not be able to care or latch onto them as much as we would like. It is a shame because there could have been a way of adapting the original Broadway show and changing up its narrative to be more suitable for a film however the film does not make any real attempt or put any effort to it. It leads into a film that just feels pointless and bizarre from a story perspective and not in a good way either. Even when the film does try to have some personality with its songs and characters, it doesn’t change the fact that this story as it is does not work as a film in the slightest.

Characters are Just There for Their Song and That’s It
     As mentioned earlier, the original show for Cats was not a traditional narrative and main purpose was just to introduce characters with a catchy song attached to them. However, much like the story itself, this does not work as a movie as characters are introduce and we never get a good opportunity to get to know them or have them leave a huge impact. Whatever is seen regarding some of these characters are just filled with pandering nonsense dealing with either really bad jokes or dance sequences that go on for way longer than they need to be. Not to mention we see these characters being portrayed by already hit or miss actors at their worse or talented ones that you cannot believe are doing the ridiculous acts this film requires them to do. Some may say that the songs could potentially make up for it considering the film is a musical and every song deals with these characters. While the songs themselves aren’t inherently awful as some of them do provide a catchy melody and even a not so modernized rendition for a change, it doesn’t save the lack of development and backstory these characters have in all honesty. You can’t focus on how good the songs may be if you’re focused more on how unnatural everything feels and we haven’t even discussed the main factor that ruins the entire film, being the horrifying look this film unintentional brought.

Nightmare Fuel for the Ages
     The biggest stand out for this feature film is the visual aspect but unlike movies like Blade Runner 2049 or Spider-Verse, it is not a positive for Cats. Instead of making the film a stylized animated motion picture with fun character designs of anthropomorphic cats with very energetic movements, they decided to create this as a motion capture film with ungodly human like cat people in this. Now, some may defend this statement as it’s trying to stay true to the initial play, however bringing Cats onto a film as opposed to a play is much less acceptable. When watching a Broadway play, you are already aware of the fact that you are watching live people performing the show and if they’re playing non-human characters, you are require to have the suspension of disbelief. You would have to imagine these actors on stage playing are actual cats in the show, but when it’s a movie you can’t have that suspension of disbelief because the question in your head while watching it is why isn’t this animated? Not only that, but the cats in this film look disgusting unlike the Broadway show where there was some impressive make-up, there are a ton of horrifying uncanny valley faces to these weird furry bodies for these cat people. The cats look too human like for their own good with faces that are downright unnatural and that’s not even including some of the more downright disturbing imagery this movie has. The film still tries to be one that’s made for families but between all the unsettling imagery and unintentionally disturbing moments, it becomes a film that practically appeals to no one. It is definite proof that stylized animation should never be ignored by studio execs because otherwise you get something as nightmarish as this film.

An Unforgettable Endurance of Insanity
     Cats is memorable and disturbing but for all the wrong reasons. Watching this film unfold is rough with so many moments of pure cringe and agony that it will bring so many questions to anyone watching it. Whether it is how Tom Hopper went from Academy Award winning film maker to this, how something with such a bizarre unsettling look got a PG rating and why did they simply not choose to make this an animated film when that was the better option? Either way, this film does not come recommended unless if you want a challenge to see how long you would be able to handle the madness this film has to offer. As the tagline of the film said, “You will Believe”, and by that, they mean believing that something ungodly like Cats can somehow exist.

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